The Meister had chest pain, intense chest pain. So the Meister went to Yashoda. to get one of them ECG thingies done. He paid, he went and entered the room, took off his hirt and then...horror...a dude actually took a tube of gel and put great big dollops all over the Meister's chest!!!! Which brings the Meister to that all important question - what the hell do they do with women???
At least the dude, was ..well...a dude. What followed was ignominy.
The meister went to a cardiologist wit hhis ECG who asked him to get 2D Echo and TMT done.
The Meister had to get a TMT done...that's a tread mill test people. For that, the Meister had to take off his shirt again, and this time, a girl put stickers with wires all over his chest. And then the Meister had to walk, and walk, and walk. The girl, who the Meister strongly suspects just wanted to see a bare-chested Meister in action kept on increasing the pace of the damn machine...even when a panting Meister ordered her to "stop this infenal machine at once woman"...or something like that.
The Meister was very soon panting like a Saint Bernard in Sahara. But if there's one thing that the Meister does not do, its quitting in front of a girl. So the Meister walked and walked untill the damn course was complete. And then, the sadist lady, pulled...actually pulled... the stickers off of Meister's chest, thereby pulling off quite a few of his hairs as well!!!!!!!!!DAMNATION!!!!!
BTW, The Meister was stuck in a long line of septi and octogen....er...octogeranium...no that can't be right...anyway 70 and 80 year olds....and to his intense mortification he did not have the best body of the lot....quite a few of the antique pieces looked spriter han him!!!!
Anyway, after the tests, the Meister again went back to the cardio doc, and the diagnosis is that his left fucking ventricle in his fucking heart has fucking shrunk!!!!! What the Fuck!!!!!
The Meister has to take medicines everyday for the rest of his life now, just to stay alive....stupid heart.
Well at least one good thing has come from this and that's the fact that the Meister does not have to do anything to commit suicide, all he needs to do is to stop taking his medicines and he will have a stroke and will die...ahhh happy days.
Talking of happy days..........
The Special One actually wrote a letter apologising!!!!!!!! Who would have believed it!!!! She actually apologised to the Meister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW
That's not all......the Manures got thrashed by Liverpool and then by...tears of laughter....Fulham.....hahahaha Fulham. In the process the thug got redcarded, as did Shrek. The Glasgow Beetroot started spewing bullshit and the Gelled Hermaphrodite started sulking and pouting about like a...well..like a hermaphrodite.
The Great Indian Chunkubaaz has become worried sick about his job as apparently and allegedly his company is going down. So the resident moneysnob has eaten humbple pie!!
To cap it all up, the meister's boss started t osmile at him...and mother of all surprises......actually mailed him saying Good Job!!!!!!!!!!
Well the Meister deserves it, after finishing 12 chapters containing around 250 slides in just 4 days....KICKASS
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with women, there are women technicians who unceremoniously remove bra and do the dollop bit. completely humiliating :(
hell if we have to go through it why not you...at least there are women technicians....in our cases female nurses, technicians etc freely roam around...not that I give a damn
I have a bad experience at yashoda. They gave me a false report, for which i hate them unconditionally. They made me undertake tests i dont need too, just to fleece off money. I was going to file and FIR but in the end, thought against it. I still burn in anger when i hear somebody taking yashoda tests.
I suggest you take another test from Apollo or NIMS just to be sure. I did it, and the results in the other two places were identical.
I suggest Care too!
I missed you...am back in hyd. tried calling cant reach you. Also, you are not online these days.
Don't have money to go to another expensive hospital. If conditions detoriate then will think about going. The cardio doctor am consulting is Dr. Meeraji Rao. He happens to be the President of the Cardiologists Society or Association or some crap of India. So he seems to be well-known etc. When you call the hospital also, they suggest his name over all the other docs.
I went to the Somajiguda one, not the Clock tower one.
@Runa: Welcome back. Party!!!
Why couldn't you call me? My phone is more or less always on. Not online coz am working as a government mule.....12-13 hours a day...7 days a week
aaww...will call you in the evening today. had called you on sunday...
@ Bishock: NIMS is not expensive at all. In any case, there are actually cheap.
I dont believe in Yashoda Doctors. Not even this Meera Rao.
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