Wednesday, August 20, 2008

These humans are CRAZY!!!

The more the meister sees the world, the more he realises that his whole race - Homo Sapiens - is completely bonkers. In fact the only exception to that is the meister himself. He is lile the lone beacon of sanity in the all encompassing tumultous waves of insanity. (Bloody hell that was too literary!!)
Anyway, yesterday the meister was in EFLU and had an impromptu meeting with other football enthusiasts and all of a sudden appeared this apparition, decked in pyjamas with a cape round her shoulders and her f*ing underwear. (The meister guesses it was an attempt to bcom a superheroine.) On furhter queries it was revealed that she apparently lost a bet and thus had to make a fool of herself in public.

SKT (the guy single-handedly responsible for a massive genocide of the bee population) has once again come back to Hyd. Unfortunately, he is becoming an absolute nutter. Yesterday, just before going for a shower he took off his glasses and promptly forgot all abt it. So, after shower him, the meister and the Great Indian Chunkubaz (that notorious seducer of boudis) spent almost half an hour tearing the apartment down looking for the specs. Guess where it was finally found.



In the f*ing kitchen, thats where. Beside a packet of detergent powder.

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