Scientists should be kept locked up

Our resident scientist The Birdman broke his ankle.
The query reverberating in the market right now is how?
Well insider sources say that he was going to Kacheguda to pick up his friend who was coming from Bangalore. Alas, the gate was locked.

But such minor obstacles are nothing to a scientist. He decided to jump over the wall. It was abt 5.5 ft high.

Well he fell down and broke his ankle.

The meister to the rescue at 4:45 in the freaking morning...

Anyway the scientist was taken to Yashoda hoispital where a moron saw the x-rays and declared that it was a ligament injury and thus bed rest for 14 days would be enough..just when it was time to take the scientist home, a doctor came, saw and declared thy leg has gone kaput and requires surgery.

The Birdguy's face went from extreme happiness to a picture of cataclysm in a matter of seconds.
After much deliberations and discussions, the meister, chunkubaz and the scientist finally decided to pack him home.


Enquiries have confirmed that this is the 3rd mishap of the scientist in as many times ever since he has come out of Kolkata and has planned to go back during the holidays.

This time it is a broken ankle.
Last year it was pneumonia.

The year before....

wait for it....

here it comes.....



ASS OPERATION.