Potatonama Ch 5 sub chapter VI

Purgatory thy name is Nagpur....also known as Orange City (not because of oranges but because of the blazing fooking sun as far as the Potato is concerned)

The Potato has been in lots of cities and claim that Nagpur is the most depressing city ever. 

Why he went there you ask?

Well it was to attend Frustratedalot's wedding. He went there after finishing his sojourn at Panchmarhi. 

After Pampered Princess abandoned him and ran away to the arms of her slave/bf, he had no other option than to board a bus to go to Nagpur. Its just a journey of 8 hours in a rickety bus in 45 degree temperature.....with Muppety women suffering from motion sickness and puking every 5 minutes....highly enjoyable isn't it?

But that was a match at Stamford Bridge compared to what was in store at Nagpur. Its hot, its boring, its hot, its depressing, its hot.

Its also a city without hot girls........its full of aunties and grandmas!!!!! Something which was clearly evident in Frustratedalot's wedding.  Not that the Potato wasreally looking forward to seeing hot girls....he was once again worried about...well what else....his pants.

See, the whole problem was that he had forgotten to bring his belt. So, he could not wear his formal trouser. He had in fact tried on the trouser in his hotel room, but it fell-off, causing great amusement and mirth to Talksalot. He had to wear shorts. But because he had promised Frustratedalot that he will go in formals, he decided to wear fullsleeve formal shirt and tie along wiht his shorts. But Talksalot started protesting vehemently. 

So, there was no other option than to appear in a wedding in shorts, sneakers and a t-shirt asking guys to push off their wives off a cliff. 

And what a wedding!! The poor muppet getting married was standing on one corner with a hangdog forlorn exprssion since nobody was paying him any attention whilst a whole legion of aunties and grandmas were gossiping and staring at the Potato. 

The worst part was that he wasn't even allowed to bang the couple's heads(apparently an uber-cool Marathi custom). The Potato desperatedly wanted to do it but apparently only old people can do it...so the Potato told the couple that he is older than them, to which Frustratedalot replied that her new husband is older, to which Potato asked her why she was marrying old people.....at which point Talksalot dragged him away.

Frustratedalot's mother then gave him 1000 bucks (possibly to make him go away)