Well, tbh, they usually go out quite a lot, and they have been going out for about 35 years now. They started off way back in a different millennium altogether by going out - possibly by doing that ancient and noble tradition of bunking college. In those bygone days, they allegedly (Meister wasn't around those days, so ain't sure what actually used to happen) used to go and sit on the banks of the river Hooghly, coo silly lovey dovey stuff into each other's ears and eat nuts. But lately, their outings have been either homework related or for their "shrutinatok". This time it was for a different purpose altogether.
Meister had bought them tickets to 3D Avatar. So, they went to see 3D Avatar.
And once they reached the theatre, they completely astonished, astounded, flabbergasted and gobsmacked the Meister by buying one of those big buckets of popcorn!!!!!
After finishing the movie, they decided to window shop. So they started walking all over the mall and saw their niece, Meister's cousin (the nutter who is upholding the family traditions by doing a Phd in Physiology and going around with a probable future significant other) walking around with her boyfriend.
A normal person might have just walked away to spare the poor girl the embarassment. However, being parents of the Meister's parents, normalcy is not a word you can easily associate with the Nutters. Hence, with every possible sign of enjoyment they descended on the poor kids. As a result, the niece got embarassed and scared that the Nutters will tell her parents; the dude accompanying her just got scared and tried to hide. Well, the Nutters being vehement and hardcore supporters of love marriages et all, they soon reassured the kids that they are not going to tell the parents. So like a herd of water buffaloes leaving the field after a particularly heavy lunch in its path of destruction, they left, leaving the 2 kids exhausted and limp with relief.
Now, the Estemmed Nutter of the Maternal Persuasion was extremely happy upon seeing the 2 kids - not because of any pure motives but because apparently the guy is ugly. Meister knows what you are thinking - you are thinking wtf!!! Well, the story goes that apparently Meister's aunt is a bit of a snob when it comes to looks (no idea why, she is no Monica Belluci, forget that, she isn't even a Rosie o'Donell). She apparently comments a lot during weddings et all about other people's looks. So, Esteemed Nutter is happy that now the aunt's own prospective son-in-law has turned out to be ugly as well. Something about pot kettle etc.
What is ironic is that in her youthful exuberance, the Esteemed Nutter quite clearly forgot about the looks of her own son. Meister is easily one of the ugliest persons in history. For all those who have not seen the meister, imagine a mixture of Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Johnny Depp and Gerald Butler. Now picturise the exact anithesis of that lot. That's the Meister.
If there ever was a competition for the world's ugliest creature, Meister would in all probablity finish 4th (being a hardcore, certifiable loser, he will naturally not finish in the top 3) behind the Orcs of Mordor/Isengrad, this creature - http://www.goth-panda.co.uk/2007/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ugliest-dog3.jpg, and Wayne Rooney.
At least the bf of the cousin, despite being ugly, have managed to get himself a girlfriend (though he is to be pitied really, he knows not which family he is attaching himself to). Forget reality or fantasy, girls don't want to mate with the Meister even in their slips of tongue.
Poor Meister, he will die a virgin.
Anyway, the Nutters then decided that they needed sustenance. So what do they do. They decidd to board a private bus (despite having a car btw) and go to a restaurant about 8 - 10 kms away. There they had Chicken Biriyani, Chicken Tandoori and Chicken Bhortha (no clue what that is).
Then they decided that they are tired with all the exertions, so they went home.
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ha ha ha.
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