Short Shower of Shit

Well, the Meister went to see his friends, Romans, countrymen and kindred spirits. Or in other words, he went to the zoo.

He wasn't alone - Don "Uber Antel" Violent was there, as was the Literary Dog Lover and Tasneem. They had all booked a car for the day and onwards they went. Nothing special happened in the journey. However, Meister got to know of 2 things

1. He got a dinner invitation from Heavyweight Bonglover


2. He came to know of the heinous and nefarious plan hatched by the Great Indian Chunkubaaz (the plotter), The Hustler formerly known as Boobs (the instigator) and Don Violent (the executioner) to throw the Meister into the crocodile pond.

It took all of Meister's persuasive and argumentative powers to convince them, or rather Don Violent, that throwing Meister into the crocodile pond is not a good idea. Not for any considerations for the Meister mind - it is already an established fact that he is a big ass waste of space and as such killing him will be considered as social service - but for considerations for the crocodiles. Meister falling on 1 of them would definitely harm the said creature. Plus eating Meister will definitely make them fall sick. So overall, it would definitely be considered as cruelty to crocodiles.

Anyway, apart from that terrifying life threatening event, the Meister more or less enjoyed the trip. He liked his ancestors (the future rulers of the planet btw), they all showed Tasneem their arse, so that was fun. He also liked the fact that the chimp politely asked them to sod off.

He had an awesome time beside the hippo enclosure also...not least because Tasneem, true to form, abused a hippo, who, hearing the comment, just turned around, showed its significant sized ass to Tasneem, raised its tail and crapped and vigorously moved the tail resulting in a short shower of shit.

But thats not all, the main surprise of the day came when they were looking at the birds.

Literary Doglover professed and confessed that she watches bird porn.

Yes, bird porn..as in two birds doing the stuff...she even films them.