In the future

2000 years in the future....the world is a post apocalyptic barren wasteland. Humanity has been wiped off (probably because of something Ayush Prasad did). Some researcher from some alien planet comes to earth and does some excavations and digs up, amongst other things,

















the Meister's pants





They see that it is a highly stained affair. They decide do an analysis of it, you know one of them forensic ones. Guess what they will find??













(stop thinking obscene stuff you people with dihtyy minds)













They will find some weird medical gel, mayonese(sic), sweet onion sauce, honey mustard sauce, tea, coffee, chocolate milkshake, some banana-blackcurrant milkshake, chicken curry, oil from fried potatoes, biscuit crumbs, cookie crumbs, some greasy stuff from mashed potatoes, coleslaw, some poshto seeds, some greasy oily stuff from some French food, some pastaesque soup whose name starts with an m, navratan korma, paneer mushroom curry and some thums up.





Yes people, Meister has been eating and spilling things on his pants as if there's no tomorrow.

Its all part of the Meisterplan - the one which involves him eating so much that his arteries and veins get pissed off and quit working.

Yes people, Meister is going to eat and eat till either the food runs out in the planet or his internal organs go ka blooey and he finally dies.