Eflutania

The Republic of Eflutania was a happy place, a vibrant place. Muppets and humans alike used to come from far far kingdoms to come and bask in Eflutania's glory and grandeur.

Amongst the Directors of Eflutania were the Brown Baroness and the Fat Sun Queen of LeftHandland. There was also Count Luigi di Jimborghini.

The Brown Baroness was an exceptional ruler and all creatures big and small flourished under her benevolent rule.
The Fat Sun Queen, on the other hand, was an imperious, aggressive dictator who ruled with an iron claw. Everyone who came into her land had to pay her homage etc etc.
The Count was just a stupid bastard who slept around a lot.

In this Republic came a messiah called the Sandman. He brought lots of gifts for the residents. The residents appointed him the advisor. Under his advice, Eflutania flourished so much that people started calling it the Golden Age. One notable thing of this era was the arrival of Footy in the Republic.

Gradually, under his advice and leadership, the rulers appointed many champions and knights - valiant heroes and heroines all. One by one came the Literary Worshipper, MachoMan Mishra, The Snifferman, Jonny Honey (who kept touching himself) and Don UberAntel. There were a few other soldiers etc also.


Of course there were some false characters as well - those who came just to steal glory. Ayush Prasad (who wanted to impress girls) and The Pampered Princess (who as it turned out came in search of a slave; after finding one, she hotfooted out of the place abandoning her roles and duties etc)



And then there was an extremely ugly orc called Fat Uncle Cheapo. He wasn't good for much, but he was there.



Anyway, one day the Sandman the Messiah declared that "my work here is done". He left to spread the message in distant and far-off lands. The knights were still there so everthing was hunky-dory.

The orc was kicked out (possibly for being too stupid and ugly). However, the orc kept coming in surreptitiously to meet the residents.



After a few months, things started to become bad. Battles and skirmishes broke out regularly.


And then there was an invasion from Bhaialand. It was led by the 2 evil brothers - Abbey Bhaia and Hijra Bhaia.


The Republic of Eflutania fell.


One by one the knights also fell. Snifferman went away for the lure of women, money and for a place to sniff in peace. Machoman Mishra retired. Jonny Honey went away to find a place where he would be able to touch himself in solitude. The situation soon became so dire that only the Literary Worshipper and the Don UberAntel was left.


The evil brothers soon started secret negotiations with all the Dumbasses, Assholes, Bastards, Motherfuckers, Sadists and Asslickers and of course the hypocrites. They wanted to take over the entire place and kill all the residents.


They started off with their pogrom by poisoning the residents. Despite the valiant efforts by the knights, one by one the residents fell.

The orc then started coming regularly to sutain the resistance. However, he was once caught by the Abbey Bhaia, who promptly banished him from the evil kingdom.



And then they poisoned the Brown Baroness.



Upon hearing of it, the orc once again came in (despite the ban) and secretly whisked away the Baroness to his lair. There she remained, and fought with the poison for days. But the poison was too strong.


The Baroness died.


The persecution of the residents continued intermittently.


But the evil ones were not satisfied. So they issued killing orders for all the other residents - including The Fat Sun Queen and The Count Jimborghini.


Luckily the loyal knights - Literary Worshipper and Don Uber got to know of the plan in time and managed to smuggle the Queen and the Count away to safety.


They now reside in the orc's lair.