Baldric and the Frog

Baldric being the Pegasus of the Flying Fatman and The Frog being well a frog, you know one of them members of the Anura cult.


Well, this particular frog has fallen in luw with Baldrick. He/she/it patiently waits for and comes to Baldrick once he comes home from work. Rumour has it that they have been seen sleeping together and all. Can't tell ye all about Baldrick's feelings though, the moody so and so is acting all pricey and refusing to talk to the Meister.


As for the frog, Meister has grave doubts about that fella's grey matters. Meister thinks that he/she/it is the Anurian equivalent of those whales who decide to get a suntan on the beach - in other words a dumbass.


Talking about frogs, Meister's friend the Anoian Tippytapper has been going around harassing boiled frogs in her dreams. Now the Meister is truly an expert in weird dreams - but this was a wee bit special even for him.

Now the Meister takes pride (wholly unjustifiably) in being an expert dream analyzing chappy, so here goes....


1. She is stuck in a rut and wants one of them prince chappies or knights in shining armours...ye know the ones who are tall, dark, handsome and whose teeth  go "ting" when they smile

2. She has a desire to become a supporter of Chairman Mao

3. She has fallen in love with Baldrick

4. She has unfulfilled ambitions to get the Nobel Prize for Zoology

5. She has become a supporter of France

6. She is extremely horny and wants a cunnilingual....and frogs r the best as far as tongues are concerned