Something's wrong in the Kingdom of the Kakatiyas

Fair is foul, and foul is fair: / Hover through the fog and filthy air

This stupendous piece of poetry was written by Shakespeare (who btw was a dude who knew a thing or two about a thing or two....though the Meister often wonders why the dude ever wrote about the nambie pambies like Romio and Juliet and that muppet Hamlet) and The Meister finds it is quite appropriate in today's market condition especially in Telugu country.

Issue 1

the whole satyam rigmarole

Issue 2

The Chunkubaz had an accident. The auto he was travelling in turned turkey. But the Chunkubaz got off without a scratch though he claims that another girl travelling in the auto got her head injured etc etc.....the luck of the Chunku strikes again

Issue 3

Hyderabad's resident superhero - The OCD Man has given up travelling by train. (You might be pondering why that is an issue...simply because OCD Man is obsessed with trains) The Meister opines that our superhero's 2 great nemeses - Butt Atack and Ass Push have finnaly managed to defeat him!!!!

Issue 4

The Meister's good friends SS and the Birdgirl made plans for a double-bill. They watched the 1st movie in Adlabs and hastily arrived in Prasads for the 2nd. They went into the theatre, sat down and was blissfully awaiting the start of the movie....when lo and behold (though not exactly appropriate, the Meister had been waiting a long time to use that expression :-) )...a couple came and politely informed them that the dynamic dumdums were sitting in their seats. Picture or imagine the ensuing confusion for a few seconds.........

.......done imagining? Here's what happened (to quote Adrian Monk, the greatest detective in San Francisco).....

The Birdgirl had actually booked tickets for the next day!!!!

So as a summary, all the Meister can do is to take off his metaphorical hat at the winsome twosome and call the security guards and ushers etc at Prasads - "Numbnuts!"

Issue 5

The Meister's colleague Vandy gets a heat allergy (according to her, not the Meister) in January, in Hyderabad and.....wait for it.............

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 in an AC room.

Issue 6

Uncle, Kifah and Premankur all contacted the Meister in a space of 2 days...which is highly surprising since usually nobody contacts the Meister

Issue 7

The Meister gets the highest marks in his Spanish exams (technically 2nd highest but well Shahir can be always be disqualified for 1. being the owner and 2. for.... well.....being Shahir). The Meister got 38 out of 50 despite the fact that he only answered questions worth 45 marks (the jackass forgot how to give directions and thus could not answer a question worth 5 marks). 

Another thing which the Meister wants to mention about Spanish class is the fact that OCD Man keeps laughing whenever the verb "poder" is mentioned...the Dimwit!!!!

Issue 8

The Meister gets a holiday  on 14th.