From Monday to Wednesday, the Meister kept on working and working and working....well you get the picture. He was in office for more than 11 hours everyday till Thursday when he was there for around 10 hours. He only got to leave early because of Lady Really Talksalot. You see the Meister wanted to give a treat to the Lady and so the Lady had come own to his office.
I know what you are thinking....you are pondering why the Meister gave a treat to Talksalot.
There were 2 reasons:
1. The Meister is a NICE GUY
2. The Lady is a very good friend of the Meister (despite the fact that she has never invited the Meister for lunch at the Google office in spite of the fact that they worked in the same building)
Anyway, they had a nice dinner in Nan King and they went back to Talksalot's apartment where her roommate Lady Frustratedalot did not even say Hi to the Meister. Moreover sho got upset coz the Meister did not divulge her blogmonicker to her. She got even more upset on hearing the truth that she will forget all about the Meister in 2 and a 1/2 half..max 3 years.
(Its the truth...everybody forgets the Meister sooner or later...its like the national past time...)
Anyway, on Friday morning, the Meister's oldest and best frind Brandybucks came down to Hyderabad. His train was supposed to reach KGuda at7...and so naturally since the Meister was there from 7, the train had to come at 9. The Meister passed the time by reading Indian Express, checking out girls, talking to his mother on the phone and playing with a nice cute puppy..
Brandybucks came and the two of them started on their trip of Hyderabad. They went to Charminar, Golconda and the City Centre (where the Meister bought a Spanish Dictionary). They also went to Eat Street where the Meister was accosted by two very hyperactive females who wanted their pictures taken.
Next day, i.e. Saturday The Great Indian Chunkubaaz also joined them. He, in fact, woke up early, shaved his invisible beard and put on about 875 gms of hairgel in order to get ready.
They went out and the Meister got a call rom his boss about work.
Poor Meister had to get down and work in an internet parlour for an hour while his friends roamed around in the car.
After finishing work, the Meister was standing on the road pondering about myriad inconsequential things when he saw a blind guy stumbling around. Being a good fucking samaritan, the Meister went and asked the guy if he could help. The Guy wanted to go to the Stat Bank, so the Meister took him to the State Bank and asked people there and the counter ladies to help him.....quite a few minutes later (yes... the dynamic dumdums still had not arrived) the Meister again helped the guy to croos the road.
The car finally arrived and the 3 of them went to Salur Jung museum and enjoyed the clocks, the paintings, the sculptures, the weapons and and the assorted glassware (not to mention Mephistopheles and Veiled Rebecca).....the 3 of them also weighed themselves and while the dumdums got tickets wit ha picture of one of the Salar Jungs, the Meister got one of Mephistopheles...wuhooo....The Meister's weight came out to be 83kgs.
Naturally, the Meister could not believe it and tried tio weigh himself on a different machine. This machine turned out to be a neurotic psychotic or in other words a feminist. It refused to give tickets to guys...3 of them including Meister but gave one to a woman!!!!!
The 3 escaped from the feminist weighing machine and went to the Zoo which is popularly known as ZOO Park. En route, the Meister saw SS's old hunting grounds - the High Court.
They went to the zoo and saw the sad animals and an even sadder human being who should be beaten up once preferably twice a week regularly. The guy managed to piss off everyone else in the safari bus with his actions and comments.
BTW Chunkubaaz wasted 10 minutes taking a video of a turtle.
The highlight of the event though was seeing the white tiger first eat, then pose, then walk and then finally turning his ass to the public he/she starting to shit. (one small event for a tiger...a giant slap in the ego of mankind!!! hehe)
The Meister also slapped a kid because the kid was throwing rocks at wild boars.
On the way back, they got stuck in traffic but despite all efforts ofthe Hyderbad junta to the contrary managed to reach home on time and then Paradise on time....and had time to go and buy a pearl set for Brandybucks's mother. (suffice to say there was a couple of very hot chicas and 3 very irritating bongs in the jewellery shop.
Sunday brought a surprise in the form of Mr. Fawn (he used to fawn on a certain someone...though technically he wasvery sincere and really in luw). He is now back to India and is doing his Phd. Good for him.
That brings us to Monday. It was Republic Day...JAI HIND!! But guess where the Meister was?
In office. Thankfully he got an early chutti and could go and watch slumdog millionaire with SS, the Birdgirl and Mausiji. he soon realised that the whole purpose of the invitation for the movie was to get Spanish notes from the Meister.
The Meister being a good guy, came home after the movie and typed out last 2 weeks' notes for them and sent it to them around midnight.
It seems that the Meister is hell bent on proving the old adage - nice guys finish last - wrong, the new adage will be --nice guys neither sleep nor get invited to parties!!! :-(
2 comments:
I am loving your style these days...really no jokes, no sarcasm in this one. Also, why do you say you don't get invited to parties...I always invite you when i have one :O
or is it that my inviting just does not matter :OOOOOOO
u give parties way too infrequently....once every 6 months or so...and u r the only one who does...no one else invites the Meister
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