When you can hear a couple whispering "I Love You" in each other's ears from 200 yards away...
When you are surrounded by a bunch of uncouth roughneck savage barbarians wearing the yellow and red dress of East Bengal screaming and speaking in a language which does not follow any rule of linguistics whatsoever.....
When you see a bunch of guys pissing on a "Please do not pass urine here" sign......When you see women walking around the street in their nighties in the middle of the day......
When you see thousands and thousands of people walking around on the streets wearing shirts, pants and hawai chappals.....
When you see a whole bunch of people shaking their head or/and using their hands or/and movin their whole body like a pendulum while listening to a msicall soiree etc, albeit without following any rhythm or beat......
When you see a whole bunch of people, who despite being primary school dropouts, arguing vociferously about something that they have no idea whatsoever.....
When you see a group of people truly believing that they are better than the legends of any sports......
When you see a group of people who can't even digest their food without sticking their nose into other's business and peeping into their neighbours' lives....
When you see a whole species of people who spend their whole lives trying to butter up to people and who can change their allegiances at the drop of a hat and will stab you in the back.......
.......then you know that either you are in an alternative universe where Fair is Foul, Foul is Fair etc etc.........
......or you are in Bangal counry
Disclaimer: No human being is a Bangal by birth.....Bangalness is like a disease, much like say HIV, its something that a person acquires.....some people are born humans, and then they become Bangals....and as cuch these creatures should not be shunned, they shopuld be pitied and helped.....and if they are East Bengal supporters - then beaten up.
4 comments:
it's an alterantive universe indeed...or else u would have been beaten to pulp by now... :P
:)The post is very you!
How is your mood now? My sis, bro in law, and nephew in my house. Come home to meet them sometime.
When you see a ghoti writing such a post you know he has allowed a bangal to hurt him....again.
whats up?
lets meet up soon and talk.
I promise i wont spill the beans to anyone. You can trust me. Like I feel I can trust you.
:D
Its such a pity really...but there needs to be some cure...
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