I have had to take over this blog yet again, though temporarily, coz the Meister has gone bananas. His nerves are shattered, his confidence is gone etc. Personally, I think he is just a bit of a wus but anyway.
It all started (according to the dynamic dimwit anyway) when he apparently started making all them fox passes ...(the hoity toity la-di-das pronounce it differently of course)...(btw I want to meet the guy who managed to train the foxes to play football, that guy should be the Indian team coach).......and he did it in front of the most violent Mafia leader he has ever known. ...ye know her...that leader of the LOLZ Mafia..
Apparently she is a feminist plus a cultural studies research scholar, and a close friend of the man who should be beaten up periodically, preferably at least 3 times every week for the benefit of mankind and civilization - Ayush Prasad. Ye all know the Meister's viwes regarding all three groups of people - though doubt lingers whether Ayush can be considered as people. So, there he was happily cursing all and sundry, when the declaration from the Violent One came, thereby scaring the bejeejus out of the Meister.
He has been a little out of whack ever since.
He has been so out of whack that he lost 2 stare-downs to 2 kids in about 2 hours in 1 night. Yep, the kids actually stared him down. Once in Inox and once while coming back home, Meister was on the bike, kid was in a car...Stupid silly good for nothing muppet.
But the worst was yet to come.
Next day he had just started from home for office when he chanced upon a billy goat. They both stodd still and looked at each other.
Then there was a mexican standoff....both stared at each other without moving or batting an eyelash (though truth be told the billy goat had an advantge, he didn't have eyelashes)...
It was an epic encounter between man and beast
It was mano y goato at its finest.
So they stared and they stared.....and then...of course you know it.....
Meister blinked
shame, mortification, sorrow, ignominy, disgrace etc etc
He went back home and hasn't left it yet. I have had to go to office and do all other stuff. He is just lying there staring at the ceiling and sighing.
The dimwit is now saying that it must have been an alien goat and thats why it's mojo was so strong etc.
Well, I told him that if the goat was an alien, then the Meister is a monster, in fact he is the Missing Link.
No, not the link between man and ape nor the link between mammals and reptiles.....
Meister is the link between man and muppet.
4 comments:
awww...don't worry its ok. I hope the random walden trip cheered you up a bit :)
do you really want me to comment...
your condition seems to be degrading(is that the right word..god knows)day by day...
"your condition seems to be degrading(is that the right word..god knows)day by day"...ehhh????
I am done with The Adventure Of The Missing Dancing Girl.
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