He has bought a new ab slimmer machine thingy and sources claim that every evening the Meister can be seen doind crunches or at least trying to do crunches.
(The Meister is a bit worried about these sources actually...who are they? where r they from? and how in the name of sweet fanny adamas are they able to spy on the Meister??? The Meister is eagerly waiting to meet one of these sources so that the Meister can kick his ass.)
Well, who knows whether the Meister will lose weight or not.....right now his estomacho is muy muy hurting...bloody hell!!!!
The Meister has also called up a dietician lady employee of his office's parent company. She has promised to mail a questionnaire, which the Meister has to fill and send it back. Depending on that, the lady will plan a course of action with the Meister.
Currently, the Meister is around 87 kilos.....he wants to reach the magic number of 80 by the end of the year...the world is agog......the intelligentsia is discussing the topic on every street corner: can the Meister do it?..........whatever anyone else is doing, the Meister is not holding his breath to see what happens coz.....well........its stupid to hold breath.......isn't it?
The Meister is hell bent on this mission...either he will lose weight or he will die in the process.....
5 comments:
All the best in your endeavor :)
well i am trying to shed some weight, no how difficult it is.
avoid ellipses in the write,
and all the best.
care to share some tips if ur effort proves successful?:)
why don't you give me also one of these fantastic names you keep giving to people you include in your funny posts....but then you will need to write about me in your blog :)plz plz want to see what name would you come up for me.
bishwak the meister, can he do it?
yes, he can!
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