Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Potatonama Ch 3

Meister went and saw the movie Angels and Demons. The dimwit didn't tell the Potato that he was going. Thus, the Potato now has to download it on his comp.

The Meister liked the movie.....it was much better than the frankly boring Da Vinci Code. 

To start off, Langdon's hideous mullet is gone....btw whichever hair-stylist thought of putting a mullet on Tom Hanks needs to be punished......make the dimwit the hair-stylist of Shrek.

Secondly, the disturbing Paul Bettany is not there. How he landed up with the beautiful Jennifer Connelyy is any1's guess....the dude must be a hell of a nice guy. 

Thirdly, ole sourpuss Stellan is there (when was the last time anyone saw him laugh in a movie!!)

4thly, Scottish actor playing Irish role = comedy gold
McGreogor's bizarre on-again, off-again accent was the fun element of the movie

5thly, irrespective of Lord Gayslaot's protestations and sputterings to the contrary, Audrey Tatou was a waste in the Code...the Israeli actress in A&D is much better. 

6thly, Rome...nuff said

7thly, Potato did not think it through before embarking on this stupid list so no more


Fatass Laughsalot went to the movies with the Meister, they were joined by Fraulein SS - who walked all the way from Banjara Hills..applause applause; MidasDude - who was 5 minutes late (who also turned out to be an X-Men fan); and MS Brownjacket - who was about 20 minutes late.....

The Potato is assuming that the Meister being a simple-toon, the naming of MS Brownjacket as MS (modern slave...she works on Sundays for crying out loud) was just a coincidental thing, although now the Meister is vigorously shaking his head and claiming that he knew it all along and that it was a well-thought out name.

The most entertaining part of the evening was seeing SS blushing profusely whenever the topic of her enamourment with OCD Man came up. 

Btw, Meister wants to tell Brownjacket that his failure to pay for the ticket of his friend was not because he is cheapskate or a luj character but because of his negative memory. He promises to pay her back next time they meet and apologises profusely........

Dude you wanna apologise in your blog or wherever, do it yourself, why the hell did you bug the Potato to write your blog in your behalf about you and now u r putting words in his hands....here u wanna write u write...

no? 

u don't wanna write? 

why? 

what? 


The Prude has censured you??!!!

when? where?

In Facebook!!!! 

Who cares about Facebook mate!!!!

And anyway Prudes will be Prudes...why are u even listening to admonishments from some1 who gets drunk on cranberry juice???!!!!!

 Come back... people are already alarmed about the Potato's identity and are actually wasting valuable moolah calling up and enquiring!!!!

Its your wish...the Potato cannot be censured..he is not afraid of any Prudes or any Violent Dons......

Potato truely believes that the Pen is mightier than the Sword or rather the Keyboard is stronger than the...err...umm...oh damn!!!...well lets just say that the Keyboard is very strong


oh btw the Meister's ex-junior and ex-colleague Fatass Liesalot has taken a big bamboo, shined it up thoroughly and has stuck it straight up her own significantly big ass....the dimwit went and gave as reference the number of the Great Dictator, the 1 guy with whom she had problems and the 1 guy who had problems with her...and to compound the problem, when she inevitably received bad reviews, she compounded the problem manifold by doing what comes naturally to her.......lying


3 comments:

Benny Sumer Yanthan said...

How does Prude figure, I donno.

Unknown said...

the Prude told the Meister to shut it

uglygirl said...

ch 4 ta kothay?