Monday, June 29, 2009

Potatonama Ch 5 sub-chapter V

They huffed
They puffed
Whilst d muppets luffed

This is what happened when the winsome 2some went to see more falls whilst Pampered Princess stayed home. Once again there was the involvement of miles n miles of walking, and scrambling, and crawling, and jumping, and sliding, and climbing....holy mother of all that is short, sweet, and mummified!!! 

They also managed to get lost. 

A forest security dude found them wandering around arguing with themselves and kindly took them back to the main route and handed them to a guide who then took them to the places.

And what places!!! They had to walk, crawl, slide, scramble etc to go to these places...they got tired, bushed, fatigued, not to mention exhausted ( how the Indian Army dudes cover 60/70 kms is just a WOW thing...RESPECT Bros) in the process.......and they loved every single minute of it!!!!

They got to see Panchsomething (where allegedly the Pandavas used to bathe), Angel Falls and Silver Falls. Now the naming of Angel Falls is a lovely story.....apparently English ladies in the colonial times used to come to bathe here and tribal dudes (lucky buggers) used to peep thinking angels have come from heaven....(an action both the Meister and Potato are whole-heartedly in agreement with)

Well, they came back and happily went to sleep. 

The fireworks (or to be precise the water works) started once they woke up (and this is not a reference to the foocking rain). Pampered Princess started crying and complaining that Meister and Potato are selfish barstuds, that they are narcissistic sons of dashes, that they are obsessed with each other etc. 

Apparently there were 4 problems

Problem 1: She is used to her slaves (bf, parents etc) waiting hand on foot on her, catering to her every whim. Suffice to say that neither the Meister nor the Potato are built up to be slaves and that they do not give a foock (well since they ar virgins and likely to remain so for the rest of their lives, they anyway do not give  foock) towards pampering anyone. 

Problem 2: Absence of bf/slave

Problem 3: Pachmarhi being a place where lots of walking has to be done

Problem 4: She suffers from Mad Cow disease

Anyway she decreed that she was going to leave the next day morning....and ordered poor Dulal to make all the arrangements. And leave next day she did, after arguing and shouting at people left, right and centre.....all the waiters, attendants, drivers, travel agency dudes etc got pissed off in the process

It took the charm of the Meister to calm all of them down.

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