A Huge Dick is in Town

Meister isn't talking about Abhey Maurya btw.

He is rather talking about a massive dick which they have erected at the Parade Grounds in Secunderabad. Its supposed to be symbolic of Shiva's penis. If Shiva really had that big a penis, no wonder Paravati stayed with him all that time despite the addiction and the violence. Women, Meister yells you, are all nutters, even the ones of goddy disposition.

Speaking of gods brings the Meister to dogs, and to the Literary Doglover.

Literary Doglover has declared that she does not like watching bird porn. She just makes the videos....aesthetically of course.

Talking of literary stuff, brings the Meister to the Uber.

Don Uber has had an epiphanic revelation of astronomic proportions. It happened a few night ago. Meister was in the Don's room. The Sadistic Jatobsessor was also there. They were all chatting and talking. And then Jatobsessor showed some sadistic clips of a male baby getting torturred and mutilated (in cartoon of course). Don became very agitated on seeeing said clips and in her exuberance she decided to beat up the Meister. So from her chair she decided to fly at the Meister, and unfortunately (extremely fortunately for the Meister) fell off her chair.

As a result of all that activity, she went into a profound cogitative mood and has the aforemention epephanic revelation. She finally realised that both of the Jatobsessor's folks are her parents!!!!

What are the odds eh!!!!

Anyway,

In other news, some silly sick bastard has torn one of Meister's underwear, and a new one also. If the Meister ever finds out who committed this heinous atrocity, he will.....he will....he will catch hold of said person and will put him/her in the same room with Ayush and Tasneem and then lock the door and throw away the key.

Talking of Tasneem, Tasneem was recently seen smoking near Sagar's store.

Not only that, she was heard making allegedly disparaging remarks about a certain professor of EFLU, who always goes around in traditional white clothes. The problem was that the said professor was walking behind her (about 2-3 metres) at the moment of utterance. When she realised the gravity of the situation, she was worried, extremely worried. She didn't know what would happen. She was asking around "What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?"

The Meister adviced her to shave off her eyebrows.

p.s. The Meister recently decided that he would delve into the worlds of fiction. He created a plot and wrote a page. It turned out to be so god awful and gut wrentchingy bad, that the Meister fell asleep reading his own stuff. He was thinking of whether to continue when a gorilla came up, bashed the Meister on his head with a spanner and quoth: Nevermore.

That last part might have been a dream though.