A Plague on your House

You know what, not only on your house, but plague on the houses of all you hold dear.

In case, the readers are wondering, that curse is directed towards some intellectually deprived arsehole who tried to steal the Meister's e-scooter.

So, since you tried to harm the Meister, here's the Meister's curse in return

A plague on the houses of everyone you hold dear

plus

Meister curses that

your penis develop a huge and painful boil, which in turn makes you impotent
your bollocks shrink to the size of peanuts
you get piles and fistchula
all your teeth rot and fall away
you get carbuncles in your armpits
you get ulcer
you get rheumaticsm
you get beaten by 15 cats, 20 dogs, 100 bees, 1 million mosqitoes carrying malaria
you get a new version of swine flu for which there is no medicine yet

your mother run away from your father with a girl 30 years her junior
your sister etc become prostitutes
you get cuckolded by every single man in your locality
you lose everything you own in a property dispute with your cousin