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Well, Meister has had some mighty weird dreams lately. Weird even by his own standards.



In one of his dreams, Meister was in a forest being chased by a group of chupacabras. He kept on running and running (yeah yeah yeah, Meister running etc etc) till he came to the edge of the forest and found a locked multistoried building. He cried for help and begged the inhabitants to let him come in.


He got pelted with tomatoes instead.


He woke up to find the real life chupacabra happily thumping the crap out of the Meisterhead with her tail.



In another dream, he, in his Fat Uncle Cheapo avatar, put on a spandex wrestling suit, oiled himself up and went into an arena for a wrestling match. Only problem was that the opponent was a mountain gorilla - yep the same one who keeps appearing in his dreams and bangs the Meisterhead with a hammer and shouts "nevermore".



It wasn't a good contest.



Poor Meister, even in his dreams he gets bashed up.



But anyway this got the Meister thinking what if he had chosen an alternative career path.
 
 
Well, he would have been a complete and utter failure in that career instead of being a complete and utter failure in the career that he has chosen.
 
 
Well, that got the Meister thinking about alternative careers for his friends, so called friends etc, all with the near certainty of being total and epic failures (much like the Meisterlike).
 
 
 
1. OCD Man as a forensic investigator ala CSI.
 
 
Just imagine, OCD Man goes to a crime scene, sees all the blood, utters "disgusting" and whips out his washing supplies and starts cleaning up the whole place.
 
No crime would ever get solved again.
 
 
2. Sandman as the mascot of KFC
 
 
3. MS Brownjacket or Lady Talksalot as Guest Lecturers on the Topic of "Too much Work is Bad for Your Life"
 
No point being indignant or claiming to the contrary, ye lot are workaholics and ye know it.
 
 
4. Ex Lord Botanist as the Poster boy for Abstinence
 
 
Some things just doesn't work
 
 
5. SS as the Spokesperson for any I/We Hate ____ Campaign


She likes HR people and Bongs, can ye really beat that?


6. Benny the Prude as a Producer of Porn Films


The name explains it


7. Literary Doglover as a documentary filmmaker


No bird will be safe is all that can be said in this matter.



8. Anoian Tippy Tapper as an editor/writer in a Sissy Girly Magazine


Can ye picture her going around writing muppetesque quizes for dummies and looking at engagement rings?


Ye can? She did? Oh!!!!!!!!