This is one of them literary intellectual words which Meister had a problem with in his young formative years. He always thought that it is something made of ..well..irons.......you knows like ironic railings, ironic goalposts etc etc.
Another word which confused the Meister was 'oxymoron'. In an incident in school, he once almost knocked out a fellow student for saying something in the lines of the Meister being a monitor is an oxymoron as he is one of the most disturbing elements in the history of school. Meister thought that the guy was calling him a moronic ox and thus was charging towards the guy intending to knock the stuffing out of him when calmer, cooler, literary heads with significantly higher IQ levels manged to stop him and explained to him what the term means.
Anyway, anyone who knows the Meister or pretends to know the Meister or acts like he/she knows the Meister knows at least one thing.....that the Meister loves dogs (and Chelsea of course.....its like a part of his identity)......
In the same way being a prude is Benny's identity......those MSN Encarta people are right now deliberating on whether to include "Benny" as a synonym for the term "prude".
They are also deliberating on whether to add "Meister" as an antonym for "sissy", "Tasneem" as a synonym for "backstabber" and "Ayush Prasad" as a synonym/description/definition for idiot, moron, numbskull, jackass, loser, disgrace to humanity etc etc.
So since, Meister and dogs are made for each other, it is inevitable that some canine induced misfortune will befall the nutjobs who constitute his family.
Meister's esteemed uncle was apparently bicycling to the market, when he was viciously attacked by about a dozen dogs (well given the fact that Meister's family memebers are professional exagerators {if anyone says anything about spelling, then Meister will call said person a Muppet}, the truth is probably that a couple of dogs, maybe three chased the bicycles, and the esteemed uncle completely panicked, tried to outrun....err....outcycle the dogs, lost his balance and crashed. He is now the proud owner of a cracked temple, bruised ribs, numerous cuts etc etc.
This brings us to the final points......those eternal pesky questions really...like
Why do dogs chase vehicles?
Why does Arsene Wenger see only those fouls committed by the opposition and never sees any fouls committed by his own players?
What is the point of Ayush Prasad's existence?
Who will give tasneem the thorough spanking that she deserves?
and finally.....
Why o why is Benny, despite being a 20-21st century, allegedly modern, highly educated girl, still a PRUDE?
2 comments:
I am a prude :)
yes you are
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