News

There's good news and then there's bad news. Which one to tell first? It is one of them philosophical questions?

Well here goes...bad news first

1. Special One is sick :-(

2. Some motherfookers are again poisoning dogs in Ciefl

3. The Resident Bugger and MidasMan were robbed recently. Apparently, Bugger left the house without properly locking the door. Officially, the muppet did not wake up Midas because he wanted to be a good samaritan. Those who knows the dumbass knows that he did not wake up Midas and then forgot to properly lock/latch the door was because he was "tinking". The winsome twosome lost moblies, cameras etc. Thankfully noone was hurt.

4. Uglygirl promised Meister that she would give him a treat and then became incommunicado.

5. The Blues were robbed by UEFA, who have handed the trophy to the manures. 

Now here's some good news

1. SS is free, finally free. She has escaped the prison that is QuisLex. She is now working in some micro-finance company (since Meister has a possible single-digit IQ, don't ask what micro-finance is). She is happy, she is walking home, reading books again etc etc. The Meister is so happy for her. 

2. Meister's colleagues are gonna treat him to free lunch on Monday...wuhooooo

3. The Great Indian Chunkubaaz is not going to Chennai (he changed his decision once he realised that the vast majority of Tamil girls are conservative and not so good looking)

4. Meister's offcie has reently installed one of those coffee vending machines. The coffee is damn nice.

5. Brownie is still alive and healthy

Some other News

1. Benny is still a prude.

2. OCD Man is still valiantly continuing his crusade against illegal 1st class passengers.