Sweet Fanny Adams and SS is in Luw

So many news so little time. Some are worth "who cares" while some have epic potentials. You be the judge.

Meister's friend Talksalot has got a new hairstyle thereby turning it into - in her own words - an extravaganza. The Meister is quite astounded that despite the "extravaganza" she is quite ambisomething...u know one of them intellectual words which mean in 2 minds...about it. Trust a woman to be confused. Also, trust a woman to fork out 5k on hair where the money could have been used for something much more useful, i.e. treating the Meister.

One woman who is not confused is Don Violent Bluehead. So far her violence was more or less restricted to scaring the bejeejus out of the Meister....but according to trustworthy sources....her range of aggression has spilled over into newer channels...Apparently she has nowadays been going around kicking.....wait for it....."fannies".... she has also started some weird practices involving coffee, cocoa, hot water and the Balooning Accident (yeah yeah chimney kettle, people living in glass houses etc etc...but hey she once fell off the Meister's bike...which gives him the right etc etc). Being a good samaritan Meister naturally poined out the meaning of "fanny"...last heard she was feeling sheepish. That did not stop her from filtering the Meister on facebook though....damn

Meister's friend MS Brownjacket has recently started working on Sundays as well....bear in mind this is the same lady who refused to work beyond 6:30 on occassions during her sojourn in the Lawless Jungle. When asked about it she initially refused to admit it and then tried to pass the buck by making preposterous statements like Meister is a dedicated employee etc etc.

Now comes the breaking news, the highlight so to speak. 

Meister's dear friend SS has finnnaaaaaly admitted that she is enamoured with the OCD Man and that it is precisely for this reason that she has been calling Meister by OCD's name for the last 2 years. One of the theories going around regarding why she quit from Lawless Jungle is that she couldn't stand the blooming romance between OCD Man and the LoudBossLady (who btw has a possibly negative IQ in terms of dress sense). 

The Meister was further astounded to hear that the only reason he got the fan and the cd player was because Boss wanted to impress him so that he would say nice things about her to OCD. wow!!!!!

Well SS quit because she couldn't stand the man she fantasises about, the man of her dreams being woooed by another. She, however, was speechless, mortified, heartbroken etc etc when Meister informed her about the whole host of letters that flow between OCD and Boss, and the fact that OCD even writes her poems, or song lyrics to be precise. SS started to metaphorically sob upon hearing the news. The Meister fervently apologises to SS for unintenionally breaking her heart by disclosing OCD's secrets. In his defence he never knew the true extent of her infatuation and enamourment. 

All he can say is OCD should have stuck with song lyrics as part of his wooing technique. Talking about 'pork' while attempting to serenade a girl never works.....well hopefully it doesn't...if it does then Meister will just lose all respect for womankind.

Meister has lost his debit card. Searching his fuzzy memory he has realised that he forgot to take it back after paying for ExLord Botanist's happy birthday. Since there is a total 84 rupeess left in his account, its not that big a loss. Anyway since the ExLord is perenially _pecked (insert animal of your choice), the Meister felt it right that he got something special for his birthday, ergo the Meister wrote him a poem. Its on facebook if anyone wants to read.