He was just sitting on the damn thing watching tv and drinking copious amounts of cold Hech2O...when tragedy of epic proportions struck accompanied by what them intellectual types in their Latin will call "loudus bangus enurmus"; and the Meister found himself flat on the floor with his legs flapping around on air; and the Great Indian Chunkubaaz choking with laughter, the Muppet.
It has to be a fooking conspiracy since our resident superhero Krish had sat on that very chair quite comfortably only half an hour before without any sort of signs or premonitions about the ensuing catastrophe.
Fooking Chair
In other news, scientists and them intellectual literay types have managed to prove without a shadow of a doubt that the Newcastle loving Benny Summer Yanthan is indeed a prude of gigantic proportions. However, opinions differ on which age she actually belongs to. Some researchers have opined that Benny belongs in the Biblical times.
This point however has been vigorously contested by others, who claim that the Biblical people were no prudes as evidenced by the fact that they actually went ahead and named a city- Sodom.
These researchers claim that Benny actually belongs to the late medieval/ Vicorian ages. The debate continues. Nevertheless, they agree on the one undisputable fact that Benny is a prude.
Talking of Bible, Meister is wondering,
After Lot's wife turned into a pillar of salt,
a) if anyone went ahead and ate that salt, and
b) did this individual later claim: "I ate Lot's wife, she was tasty"
1 comment:
oh my god this was another typical meister moments for me when I read the post and fell off my chair laughing and my cube mates staring at me like I had lost my head
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