Sexy Party and the Prude who shouted Wolf

The Meister recently went to see an animation movie....Monsters v Aliens. The Meister liked it, he especially liked the characters B.O.B and the Missing Link...which brings us to the question "Is Seth Rogen fooking brilliant or what????"....Superbad, Knocked Up, Zack and Miri Make a Porn, Kung Fu Panda, Pineapple Express and now this..the guy kicks ass.

Talking of kicking, Meister's friend Bete Barda kicked the bucket on Sunday after a long and painful struggle. Its a relief in some ways, the guy can finally rest in piece. Another good thing, the guy won't be rejected and derided by women anymore. Way to go buddy, enjoy the afterlife...hope there is beer.

Coincidentally both of this happened on the night of the party to celebrate the birthday of the Sexy Auntie. The Meister reached the party after watching the movie and eating a sub, a burger, an ice-cream and half a litre of sprite. And when he finally reached, there was no power. Instead there was the Motley Crue.

This being her party, Sexy Auntie was there, so was the Grand Old Linguist, so were OCD Man, MidasDude, Resident Bugger, Jellio, The Prude, Don Violent Bluehead et all. 

The party was at Looserates, the abode of the Arseloving brothers - Perenniallyinjuredthung Ovung and ExPapaarazziwithaweirdnamephoneticallythung Ovung....the latter looked like and acted like he was stoned silly... making such propestorous statements like the Arsepuppies are gonna win next year etc etc

There were also Toothpastemodel and his sister, the former kept on shouting throughout the party, the latter kept on murmuring, smiling and reacting violently whenever the Meister looked at her. 

There were also a drunk guy, Orange Longfour, Philosophy Girl and The Anoian TippyTapper. 

There was good food, Danish beer (The Meister now has had Aussie beer, American beer, Indian beer and European beer..they all suck) and games galore.

There was Scrabble, which the Meister inevitably lost despite a lot of great help from Orange Longfour. His demand of a repoll and recount was violently supressed with a lot of muppetesqe comments from Jellio in particular. There were reasons for the demand of recount as a lot of tile-fixing went on between Don Violent and the Bugger, and Jellio herself acted as a spy. There were allegations of mathematical irregularities as well but the Meister's lone voice and demand for justice was again supressed by looks of intimidation and silent threats of physical harm from the Violent One. 

Then there was UNO. It is a very confusing game devised and invented to test the Meister's patience and highlight the Bugger's bugging abilities. 

Meister won twice. Nothing else needs to be told.

Well, it was a memorable night. The Meister reached home only around 3. Surprisingly Prude was still online. It was one of those extremely rare instances where Meister was invited to a party and the Meister had loads of fun.

He enjoyed the food, the games, the beautiful ladies and the sight of OCD Man trying to outrageously flirt with Violent Bluehead.......by......wait for it......talking about.......wait for it.............PORK.......yes people the muppet actually kept on talking about pork in his desperate and sad attempts at wooing. 

Someone please please buy him the book "Flirting for Dummies".

All in all great times.........slightly marred later by...who else....the Prude.

She called up the Meister asking him to come to campus coz something has happened. The Meister thought something has happened to his beloved dogs. He was worried, anxious and about to spring into action when the Prude giggled and said that it was just a joke!!! Nothing has happened, she just wanted the Meister to worry. 

What a Muppet!!!!!!!! Someone inform her about that old fable about the moron who cried Wolf