This is the Mighty Potato speaking.
The Potato has decided to temporarily take over the Meister's blog since the Meister is taking time off from blogging. The Potato is a good friend of the Meister's, almost an alter-ego type thing. So he will continue to bring in exclusive scoops from the Meister's weird life.
eh? what was that? oh you are asking why the Meister is taking time off from his blog?
Well one of the reasons is that he is majorly pissed off with people not commenting on his blog. He has sort of lost the motivation. How hard is it to type in the words "nice" or "hideous" ..but no everybody has to be a descendant of Shakespeare.
Another reason for his absence is that he is mentally disturbed.
Meister has recently severed all relationship with the Special One. They had a blazing row via emails. Apparently there were umpteen number of !!!s. Words were said (or rather written) which on hindsight should not have been. She called him a disgrace to humanity, a stupid, selfish, moron etc; he called her a Manchester United supporter. Enough said.
To further complicate matters, the Great Indian Chunkuubaaz is going away to Gurgaon permanently. Apparently, he is tired of the lack of beautiful girls in Hyderabad and wants new pastures. So now the Meister has the added complication of searching for roomamtes.
To add to his woes, the Muppet disguised as his boss has suddenly decided to give him more and more work.
To put icing on the cake, the Meister has lost his debit card and he has no time to go to the bank and apply for a new one.
In one way at least, status quo has been maintained - the Meister still does not get a treat.
So overall the Meister is depressed and has requested his friend the Potato to take over the blog for the time being.
And responding to the SOB (Save our Blog), the Potato has Landed.
5 comments:
Saturday what you doing for lunch?
My treat!
and has Meister forgotten all the nice thing Ms. Brownjacket had to say about his blog and... and... and what about Ms. Brownjackets (and SS) earnest attempts (which ofcourse Meister did not take any note of) at inspiring Meister to write a book... and then the allegation ... SIGH !!!
since the Meister is missing, the Potato will answer the charges brought against the Meister
@ugly: wuhooooooooo
@MShukla: verbal recommendations, praises etc don't mean a thing....it has to be on the internet for it to be true!!
as far as writing a book is concerned, which self-respecting publishing house is gonna go ahead and publish this type of tripe...this is India...had the blog been about misery and pathos and depression etc, publishers would have gobbled it up, or if the blog had been by any numbnut celebrity for that matter
I think the blog has all the masala and "misery and pathos and depression" and Meister has become quite a celebrity already... had it not be so MR. POTATO, I most respectfully submit that Ms. Brownjacket would not have had clicked on the link to this blog the second time leave alone writing "two" comments on the blog... !!!
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