2. The Meister is in love with a girl who does not love him.
3. The Meister will commit suicide once his parents die.
4. The Meister will die a bachelor and a virgin.
5. The Meister has no ambition, dream, aspiration, or hope. He is just passing time on this planet.
6. The Meister's beard arrived when he was 12, the moustache when he was 14-15.
7. The Meister is a BLUEBLOOD (i.e. a Chelsea fan).
8. The Meister hates his high school statistics teacher, people who are cruel to animals, Manchester United, feminists and Communists.
9. The Meister also hates the Cultural Studies crowd of CIEFL. He feels that all of them are frauds and hypocrites and humbugs.
10. The Meister used to dream about visiting Angkor Vat, Borobudur, the Forbidden City, Machu Pichu and Stamford Bridge. Now he realises that he will never have the money for that.
11. The Meister keeps on working till he collapses (both physically and mentally).
12. The Meister's best friend is Brandybucks. He is also quite close to the Great Indian Chunkuubaaz and the Sandman. Of the three, the Sandman will probably be the only one still a close friend 30 years down the line (the other two will get married, have kids and naturally will lose contact with the Meister...everybody does...sooner or later).
13. The Meister has dissapointed or disillusioned practically everybody he has ever known.
14. The Meister was the first in his class to wear a watch to school, he was the first one in the history of his college to wear T-shirts (despite a strict warning from the SFI, the Meister kept on wearing them for 3 years, his entire tenure) and he was the first MA student in CIEFL to wear shorts to class.
15. The Meister needs fans all 365 days of the year. He can't sleep without them.
16. The Meister is addicted to books. He reads whenver and wherever he gets the time and opportunity.
17. The Meister likes learning languages. He has already tried and failed in Russian. He is currently studying Spanish. He wants to learn Hindi, Telugu and German in the near future and if possible Latin.
18. The Meister gets bugged when he sees people butchering the English language (for example, LOL with its more extreme form of LOLZZZ, and the wanton cruelty to the simple apostrophe!!).
19. The Meister always forgives, but never forgets, kinda like an elephant.
20. The Meister's ideal dream job would be in an animal welfare organisation.
21. The Meister received 19 out of 100 and 21 out of 100 in the 2 papers in Maths in his Higher Secondary Exams.
22. At one point of time, the Meister weighed 96 kilograms...he tried to reach 100, failed and ended up with the current weight of 83.
23. The Meister loves food and is always game to try o new stuff.
24. The Meister is a non-mammalian, i.e. he does not eat any mammal meat., He also does not wear anyhing made from animals.
25. It took the Meister 4 days to think and finish this list.
5 comments:
nice...hahha...you hate feminists...that means you hate me????
of course he does ...and he hates Cultural studies ppl too ..which means he hates you all the more...
dont u remember how he used to make my life a living hell with his rants about "cultural studies humbugs" ?
I think, a couple of layers off me, i am a bishock.
@ugly: eh? what?
a more melancholic version of me will seem a lot like you.
like these: always forgives, but never forgets, kinda like an elephant.
has no ambition, dream, aspiration, or hope. He is just passing time on this planet.
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