Here's what happened..
Baldankur had gone on a gomantic trip with a dude. Upon returning the other dude fell sick, and Baldankur made fun of him and so naturally at the tender loving age of 28, Baldankur got pox de chicken...(cue bad joke).... despite being a vegetarian!!!
Now sources say that the dude is more worried about the spots on his face than about anything else. Sources also claim that the guy is so worried about his new looks that he reportedly wants to die. His wish is for the Meister to write ghoulish posts about him after his death. At this juncture, the Meister politely asked Baldankur whether he was sure that its not smallpox, upon which Baldankur metaphorically slammed the phone down claiming that he doesn't want to listen to the Meister's bakhwas.
The Meister has 2 observations to make
1. Nobody dies from chicken pox anymore....at least not rich kids in metropolitan cities
2. The Meister will definitely be the first one to die amongst his friends (unless accidents happen) so asking the Meister to write posts after anyone else's death is hilarious.
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I think...since I did not bring up the topic of how the pox is going to affect Baldankur's looks...he thought i was sounding sad and not chirpy...
Apply Vitamin E oil from the capsule directly onto the skin. It gets rid of those ghastly scars real quick. :)
Ahem, you can thank me later. hehe
who is that precious suggestion of Benny for???...its Baldankur who has the pox, not me
Just a suggestion, for whoever wants to take it.
Vitamin E is essentially a very good skin toner. Enough. LOL
hey benny, can I use this vitamin E tablets I have directly to my skin as a toner before sleeping? or should I rather eat them the purpose for which i bought them.
Sorry, Meister for using your space to discuss something so lame to you
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