Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Broken Records

All you intellectual literary types who get interested by looking at the heading, bugger off if u r expecting a post full of pathos and deep symbolism and hidden issues etc etc.....my blog is not for you all...its for the common man...the proletariats of the world.


This post is about the records that the Meister broke yesterday....his own records...in case any one's wondering or thinking snide thoughts like... 
"The Meister is such a loser, how can he break anyone's records etc"


The 1st record that the Meister broke was the time for solving the Telegraph crossword. He solved it in 65 minutes, during Talksalot's lunch break. He also did it without any help whatsoever, he didn't consult Google or any dictionary or msn encarta synonym finder...
He did the same thing today also...though he took a considerably larger time...2 days in a row without any help is also a new record....

Go Meister

And that's precisely what the Meister did yesterday. He went to Nanking (in Park Lane) from his office (beside Begumpet flyover)... and he walked all the way...a distance of around 5-6 kms. It took him around 40 minutes. 

But that's not all......after dinner at Nanking he walked for another 2 kms all the way to ex-Sangeet crossing.

So that makes it a total of around 7 kms....a new record for the Meister

Suffice to say that his legs are paining like bloody hell today :-( :-( :-(

p.s. Today is the 10 day anniversary of the Special One not talking to Meister......as a mark of grief, the Meister did not have breakfast or lunch...and as a result he is both hungry, in pain and very weak :-(  

8 comments:

uglygirl said...

i wish i had the heart, heel, calves and shoes to walk so much.

also the love.

Runa said...

oi B'shock...the crossword record I need to break...but sadly have not been doing the Telegraph ones for a while now...also, how did you forget to mention how Me and Frustrated a lot entertained/embarrased you by posing for pictures in the middle of the road in the last two kms of your walk till Daily den???????????


And most important you have to make a new post about the misplaced apostrophes and your dislike for them?

Unknown said...

who is this "B'shock" guy anyway? do i know him?

Runa said...

oh you don't yet? Strange how you notice this now...have been using this for as long as I can remember.

Unknown said...

You have never used this term in the virtual world...I know of a loser guy in real life called Bishwaksen with no apostrophe in his name...and a debonair, dashing, eloquent, sophisticated virtual dude called The Meister.

Runa said...

oh like that...sorry then ....I go with the Meister then

TO TOUCH THE HORIZON said...

7 kms..my God..
damn i wish i could walk like that.
by the way congrats.
but staying in an empty stomach is no good man.

Anonymous said...

Let's see you make a record with this one:

http://ticktalks.blogspot.com/2009/02/and-crossword-for-you.html

And I have three of something that belongs to you. Tell me where and how you want the delivery to be done.

Jackass days were much better