Bad Meister Bad!!!!

It has come to the Meister's attention that apparently the Meister had been pissing people off left, right and centre all through his life.  The theory was propounded by The Great Indian Chunkuubaaz and later endorsed by Heroine and Lady Talksalot. A bit of introspection has revelaed to the Meister that this theory might very well be true. If true, then this may be the reason people don't keep contacts with the Meister. 

The sad thing is that it is all so inadvertant. The Meister is too nice a guy (though the Meister says so himself) to deliberately hurt or offend anyone. 

Talking about offenses, Talksalot has also claimed that the Meister's defences are offensive. Now that issomething which the Meister can't do anything about. His defences are there to protect him from getting hurt. The Meister is a sensitive chap and he bruises easily (in the soul, not the outer shell). He does not want to get hurt, ergo the defences. This has apparently offended Talksalot. The Meister is heartily sorry for offending Talksalot, whom he cherishes as a friend, but the defences aren't coming down. 

After all, .....the Meistric philosphy states that 

No Expectations, No Hopes, No Dreams, No Desires, No Aspirations, No Wishes = 

No Dissapoinment, No Despair

Talking about defences, the Meister wishes someone would explain the concept to Big Phil Scolari. The man has turned the best defence in the league to something like the PWC auditors, goals are getting past the Chelsea defence in the same manner as the Satyam discrepencies passed over the auditors.

We desperately need a complete revamp if we want to salvage even one trphy this season. Get rid of Malouda, Kalou and Drogba and if possible Ashley Cole and Paulo Ferreira.  We need a good defensive midfielder- buy Marcos Senna or Xavi Alonso. We need width, but Philip Lahm and Schweinsteiger, that combination constitutes the best left flank in the world at the moment. Up front, Arshavin is a good buy, Lucas Podolski is a good buy (cheap also as he wants to leave Bayern) even Jimmy Bullard or Kevin Davies or Brad Hengeland or Antonio Valencia or Amr Zaki are all good buys. But Phil has brought in another Portuguese, Ricardo Queresema, who was booed by the Inter fans.

Sigh!!!!

Lets hope for the best.

In the meantime, the Meister has decided that he is not going to talk any more than necessary, maybe this will prevent him offending anyone.