Bug the Meister

The Meister has been bugged this week.....u lot are thinking when is the Meister not bugged??.....true true...but this week has been special

It all started on Sunday

After a period of around 10 days, the Special One pinged saying that she wanted to talk to the Meister later that night......but alas it was not to be (picturise sad emoticon)......its now Thursday and still no communication....the Meister waited and waited and waited and is still waiting......looks like he will just keep on waiting for the rest of his short life.....poor Meister

Then there's the curious incidents of the boss in the office time

For some reason the Meister's bosses hate him.....well frankly its not too surprising since the Meister also hates himself....but still the Meister is at a loss to explain the recent behaviour....the dude stopped giving work to Meister.....what it meant was the dude had more work for himself!!! The Meister being a nice guy asked for a meeting to churn out differences where the Dude did not come to the point about why he hates the Meister but instead went o ntalking about what is to be done etc etc....now the Dude has again given work back to the Meister...crazy dude!!!!

Then on Wednesday, the office lift stopped functioning just when the Meister entered the building...the Meister had to walk up the 7 floors. When the Meister finally reached the 7th floor, he saw that the lift started working again......damn lift

The next thing to bug the Meister was Talksalot's blog post.....a big post on that favorite topic of all feminists - male bashing.....how men are evil and exploitative and how all women are constantly oppressed and exploited by men and blah blah bhah and yes you guessed it blah......

The Meister is frankly tired off all these ramblings etc and does not want anythingto do with them. Being a man who firmly believes that actions speak louder than words he frankly hates all these academic activists who go around giving talks and holding discussions about "issues"...but not taking a single constructive actual step. .......Damn humbugs and hypocrites

The Meister is all for the opressed and the voiceless but these literary types, the so called 'cultural studies' group, frankly pisses him off. Make no mistake about it, this is nothing personal against Talksalot. The Meister really loves Talksalot and considers her as one of his closest friends...well his closest female friend anyway. He completely respects her feelings and her sentiments and views etc etc. Its really the hypocricy of the whole concept that bugs him.....if someone speaks about women's rights etc then that's cool and th right thing to do...but if someone talks about men...then wohh...he is a male chauvinist. Also though these people keep talking about equality, they don't want equality, they want special treatment. 

The Meister believes in honesty and so this duplicity pisses him off.....You can't have selective equality...either you are equal in which case you will be treated the same way as a man in which cae you should not get a single special priviledge or you should openly state that becuase you lot have been discriminated and exploited for centuries, you demand special rights and treatments.  The Meister has no problem if someone openly states the latter, its the duplicity and hypocricy in the demand for equality which bugs him.

Another thing which bugged the Meister was the fact that for some reason people started writing about vitamin c being a good skin toner in the Meister's blog for crying out loud!!!! 

Skin toner!!! Seriously??? Skin toner???? What the fuck???!!!!