Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Enterprise Engineers and Half-men Half-losers

The Meister got to know that Lady Dietsalot's (who went and changed her name from Lady Frustratedalot via avidavit ) future father-in-law is a Major General of the Indian Army....MAJOR GENERAL.....its just another reason why the Meister cannot attend Dietsalot's wedding in Orange Country.......the other reasons being a distinct lack of non-veg food, the high probability of the involvement of ghi in the procedings,  and the certain involvement of way too many girls in way too little space, as too many girls = too much noise = Meister feeling genocidal

and feeling genocidal in front of an Indian Army Major General is definitely not a good career move!!!

On another subject, Talksalot has decided to make a film, one of them literary metaphorical types wih full of allusions and symbolism etc etc..........from what the Meister could understand of the whole story...there will be lots of smoking and then in one shot there will be a camel, a goat and allegedly the Meister's face...the last 3 probably making up the holy trinity of ugliness...or more  probably the 3 are symbolic of perseverance, content and loserness......

Onto other news...the Meister got a holiday on Monday when he promptly fell sick again and could not go to office on Tuesday as well....another nail in the Meister's career at Huper....


talking of careers, The Meister got to know that Laugsalot's boyfriend DevDulal is an Enterprise Engineer and that his last project was making a tool for data about dead people in America!!!! Talk about interesting careers!!!!

The Meister would have loved to work with dead people, he feels a connection to them, but not to be.. he is stuck, at least for a couple of months, in a job where he is teaching banking and insurance suff to numbnuts.........the job of a half-man half-loser

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